Football Jokes

November 26th, 2006


A friend forwarded a list of Oakland Raider football jokes. Here are the ones I like the best (feel free to substitute your own most-hated team for the Raiders):

Oakland Raiders practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours. While on his way to the locker room, one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance, heretofore unrecognizable to the players, was the goal line.

Q: How do you keep an Oakland Raider out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?
A: Both get killed on the road.

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the playoffs?
A: The Oakland Raiders.

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