Archive for the 'Stupid Criminals' Category

Stupid Criminal Stories #15

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

ThiefA man in New Westminster, British Columbia walked into a Starbucks and allegedly attempted to rob it—while two uniformed police officers were waiting in line.

Link: http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/…
(via Neatorama)

Stupid Criminal Stories #14

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

ThiefHoping to skip the long lines at the bank, two would-be robbers called ahead, declared their intention to rob the bank, and told the bank to have their money ready when they arrived. Ten minutes later they showed up at the bank, performed the robbery, and were promptly arrested in the parking lot by waiting police.

Link: http://www.truecrimereport.com/…

Stupid Criminal Stories #13

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

ThiefA teenage burgler broke in to a furniture store office in Kennewick, Washington, but instead of doing a quick smash-and-grab, he decided to use the office computer for some personal web surfing. This left enough evidence for police to identify him.

Link: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/…
(via The Consumerist)

Stupid Criminal Stories #12

Monday, March 29th, 2010

ThiefFrom the article: “In retrospect, going on the “Dr. Phil” television show to talk about their shoplifting exploits did not … work very well for Matthew and Nora Eaton.”

Link: http://www.signonsandiego.com/…
(via Neatorama)

Stupid Criminal Stories #11

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

ThiefSocial Networking Rule #1: don’t post photos of yourself doing stupid things. In this case, a woman named Ashley Sullivan received a stiffer criminal sentence because of pictures she posted to her Facebook page.

Link: http://arstechnica.com/…

2009 Darwin Awards

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

AbsurdThe 2009 Darwin Awards are out, and the winners are two bank robbers killed by crushing debt. Here at Chad’s News, we think one of the runner-ups (dying to go) was more deserving, but the judges were obviously swayed by the rare phenomenon of having two people remove themselves from the gene pool with a single action.

Link: http://www.darwinawards.com/
(via Neatorama)

The Wrong Location to Place a Fake ATM

Friday, August 14th, 2009

ATMCriminals placed a fake ATM in a Las Vegas hotel, hoping to skim card and PIN data. Unfortunately for them, the hotel was hosting the Defcon hacker conference. While normal people might not notice a problem, it didn’t take long for attendees to spot the fake ATM and report it to the authorities.

Link: http://www.computerworld.com/…
(via Slashdot)

Why Stealing From a Billboard Company is a Bad Idea

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

ThiefThis thief stole from a billboard company and now has his own personal ad campaign. No word on whether he was actually caught.

Link: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/…

Why It’s Not a Good Idea To Fly Drunk

Friday, June 27th, 2008

AirplaneA woman got belligerent and physically violent on a JetBlue flight, causing it to be diverted so she could be de-planed and arrested. She claims that she was in an alcohol-induced blackout and doesn’t remember the incident.

Link: http://www.examiner.com/…
(via The Consumerist)

Stupid Criminal Stories #10

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

ThiefNot realizing that most banks need prior notice to cash even a $1 Million check, this man allegedly tried to cash a $360 Billion check. To make matters worse, the check was made out to someone other than himself. After the police nabbed him for this blatantly obvious scam, they also determined he was carrying marijuana and an illegal firearm.

Link: http://www.dallasnews.com/…
(via Neatorama)

Stupid Criminal Stories #9

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

ThiefThis man allegedly replaced the UPC sticker of a $517 television with that of a $3.16 bottle of water. The cashier noticed the discrepancy, and the man is awaiting trial.

Link: http://www.engadget.com/…

Stupid Criminal Stories #8

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

ThiefThe December 13th edition of the Lewiston Tribune posted two pictures on its front page, right on top of each other. One was of a man putting up Christmas decorations, and the other was surveillance camera footage of a man stealing a purse that had been accidentally left on a convenience store counter. Both men were dressed the same and were of approximately the same build. The police investigated, and yes, it was indeed the same man.

Link: http://www.newseum.org/…
(via digg)