2009 Darwin Awards
Sunday, January 24th, 2010
The 2009 Darwin Awards are out, and the winners are two bank robbers killed by crushing debt. Here at Chad’s News, we think one of the runner-ups (dying to go) was more deserving, but the judges were obviously swayed by the rare phenomenon of having two people remove themselves from the gene pool with a single action.
Link: http://www.darwinawards.com/
(via Neatorama)
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