Archive for the 'Absurd' Category

Yankees Dig Up “Cursed” Shirt

Monday, April 14th, 2008

BaseballI thought this was a joke when I first saw the headline, but I guess it’s for real. The New York Yankees are building a new stadium, and in an effort to curse the team, a construction worker dropped a Red Sox jersey into the concrete while they were pouring. The Yankees found out about it, were able to get an approximate location, and dug up the concrete with jackhammers until they found the shirt—which they promptly removed. Apparently they were quite upset.

Link: http://sports.espn.go.com/…
(via digg)

Traffic Cameras Too Successful For Their Own Good

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

AbsurdThe city of Dallas, TX installed traffic cameras at major intersections, to catch people running red lights. The cameras have been so successful at reducing infractions that they’re no longer generating enough revenue to cover their operational costs. So now Dallas is considering shutting down the cameras. This is a common governmental misconception, viewing tickets as a source of revenue rather than a punishment. It reminds me of municipal water boards that had to increase their prices, because their conservation campaigns reduced water usage to the point where they were losing money.

Link: http://www.dallasnews.com/…
(via Engadget)

Walmart Nazi T-shirts

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

AbsurdOver a year ago, Walmart released a t-shirt displaying an exact duplicate of the Nazi 3rd SS Division Totenkopf. (Seriously, this is such a perfect copy that the SS, if they still existed, could sue for copyright infringement.) Once this fact was communicated to corporate headquarters, Walmart said it would remove all of the shirts immediately. The reality was much slower than “immediate,” but here it is, 62 weeks after the pledge to remove, and the shirts are still on sale in at least one store. The linked article raises the concern that if Walmart is this bad with Nazi paraphernalia, then how well does it handle product recalls?

Link: http://consumerist.com/…

Both the Offender and the Victim

Friday, December 21st, 2007

AbsurdNormally I don’t post these types of things in Chad’s News, but this is just so very absurd. This young girl has been convicted as a sex offender while simultaneously being considered a victim. The case is being appealed.

Link: http://www.denverpost.com/…
(via digg)

Free Money

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

AbsurdA computer glitch in a Kmart credit card approval system, that approved anyone who applied, led to a riot. The thing I find most interesting, however, is that they considered the credit card to be “free money.”

Link: http://www.wisn.com/…
(via The Consumerist)

Biofuels: A Crime Against Humanity?

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

Gas PumpA United Nations expert says that it’s a “crime against humanity” to create biofuels from food (such as sugar cane or corn). He has a point, but I think he’s abusing the term.

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/…

The 2007 Ig Nobel Awards

Friday, October 19th, 2007

AbsurdThe 2007 Ig Nobel prizes are out. Here’s the one for peace: “The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio, USA, for instigating research and development on a chemical weapon — the so-called ‘gay bomb’ — that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.”

Link: http://www.neatorama.com/…

Meeting Up With Internet Dates Can Be Dangerous

Monday, August 13th, 2007

WeddingHere at the Chad’s News Command Center, we’ve heard quite a few stories about online lovers finally taking the plunge and meeting in person for the first time—usually to dismal results. And while the man in the linked article is an extreme case, it pays to be careful with any romantic prospect that you meet on the internet. I’ve heard of mothers sending pictures of their college-age daughters and claiming them to be their own pictures. And don’t believe anyone who says they’re a minor—most likely it will be some sort of law enforcement official working a sting operation to catch child molesters.

Link: http://www.smh.com.au/…
(via Kim Komando)

Unions Are Outsourcing Picketers

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

AbsurdHere at Chad’s News, we don’t give out the “Absurd” label for just anything. No—you have to work hard to get it. And this story definitely fits the bill. Locals of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America union are having a difficult time finding members to perform picketing duties, so they’re hiring homeless people to do it instead.

Link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/…
(via Stephen Colbert)

Astronomical Parking Rates

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

AbsurdI thought the condo I once bought was overpriced. Little did I know…

Link: http://www.nytimes.com/…
(via digg)

To Avoid Conflict, Teachers Forgo Holocaust And Crusades

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

AbsurdSome schools in the UK are dropping the Holocaust from their curricula because they fear the lessons may offend Muslim students. Additionally, they’ve removed the crusades because those lessons contradict what is taught in the Islamic mosques.

I’m speechless…

Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…
(via Slashdot)

Click Here To Install Virus

Monday, May 28th, 2007

Virus AdA man named Didier Stevens put up an advertisement on Google for 6 months and got an amazing 409 clicks. Now most people wouldn’t consider 409 clicks out of 260,000 page views to be significant, but the ad said, “Is your PC virus-free? Get it infected here!”

Link #1: http://didierstevens.wordpress.com/…

Link #2: http://today.reuters.com/…