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I’m a Victim Here! #4

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

AbsurdSo you’ve got a brand new bachelors degree but can’t find a job. What do you do? Sue the college, of course! Trina Thompson filed a lawsuit against her alma mater, New York’s Monroe College, for $70,000 to reimburse her tuition and $2,000 to compensate for the stress of her job search.

Link: http://www.cnn.com/…
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I’m a Victim Here! #3

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

AbsurdA new study finds that those horrible, terrible, evil Western societies are to blame for 15 percent of China’s CO2 emissions. Never mind that China might have some responsibility in the matter.

Link: http://www.guardian.co.uk/…
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Update: It gets even better.

I’m a Victim Here! #2

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

AbsurdSo you got drunk and beat up your wife. What’s your next step? Treatment? Alcoholics Anonymous? Nope—you sue the airline that served the alcohol.

Link: http://www.news.com.au/…

I’m a Victim Here!

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

AbsurdSo you just finished up a 14-month gambling spree and lost $26 million in the process. What’s your next step? Sue the casino, of course!

Link: http://www.reuters.com/…